The late-night comedy show assembled a supercut of his wild rants, tweaked some and then created a sizzle reel for a supposed new show.
“Want a news show that parties? Watch ‘Cocaine News’ with your host Donald Trump Jr.,” a suitably amped-up announcer offers. “Hot takes, hard drugs and all the finger quotes you can handle.”
Find out if you can handle the “pure uncut news candy” below: